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#4093: POLICE CALL
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jgs \__/; '-.
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#4092: BOLO SANTOSI
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/(___. \ YOU NEED TO IDENTIFY MISSIONS WASN'T EXACTLY
'----' ( THE SAME FUCKING COLOR AS THE WATER ?!?!?!?
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gnv '-'-.\_ YES I MEAN YOU ROACHES `-.
P.S. BOLO SANTOSI AND SINGAPOREAN ACCENTS:
EFF YEAH
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#4091: CLEAN UNDERWEAR
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IS THERE NOTHING MORE COMFORTABLE
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#4090: CLIPPY REPLACEMENT
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| | WHOSE IDEA WAS IT AT MICROSOFT TO REPLACE "CLIPPY" WITH "RAPEY"
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GB
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